Telegram Bots That Don't Suck

Why bots suck

A user mutes a bot for one reason: it talks when nobody asked. Everything else is a consequence. Rule one: a message without a request = a notification = spam.

Onboarding in 30 seconds

/start → one message:
  "I watch the BTC price and write only on ±5% moves.
   Settings — /settings. Silence — /mute"

No “Welcome! Here are 12 buttons.” One value, one setting, one exit.

Rhythm beats content

• No more than 1 message per user per day
• Digest over stream: 10 events → 1 summary
• Every message ends with an action or silence — never “just information”

The analytics that actually matter

Forget DAU. Watch mute-rate and reply-rate. If a user opens the chat and replies after your message — the bot is alive. If they mute it — you built a mailing list, not a product.

Pre-launch checklist

1. Is the bot silent by default?
2. Does the first message explain the value in 5 seconds?
3. Is there one “turn everything off” button?
4. Did you yourself avoid muting your bot after a week of testing?

If all four are “yes” — ship it.